Can you kill your muse? 

I keep looking, and looking, and trying every trick I've ever heard of, but I'm just not getting anywhere, it seems. I either circle the same dang useless thing, over and over and over, or I get nothing at all. Well, I get lots of it, it's just nothing. Ye Olde Voide. Blank and dark and empty.

Maybe I need to become an investment banker or something. But then I'd need to dress up, and I really hate dressing up. Damn pointy shoes and all.

If anyone sees my muse piddling around somewhere, possibly skiing or sunning himself on some beach somewhere, tell him he needs to get his butt home.

And, if you find him dead in a ditch, please check to see if he's wearing his underwear. 

It's a mom thing. ;)